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Episode 11
Title Series 2, Episode 5
Air date 17 February 2006
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Gina Yashere
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Rory Bremner
Greg Proops
Result Rory's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 2, Episode 4
Next Series 2, Episode 6

The fifth episode of the second series was first broadcast on the 17 February 2006.

GuestsEdit

Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Gina Yashere 2nd appearance
Rory's team Andy Parsons 6th appearance
Greg Proops 1st appearance


RoundsEdit

HeadlinersEdit

  • B.I.D.P. – Brown In Dual Premiership
    • RB: Bags I Downing Street Parking Place
    • HD: Brown's Invisible Dandelion Plant
    • GY:
    • GP: Brown Dyslexic Person Is (Deliberately using incorrect initials)
    • FB: Brown's Iraqi Death Punch
    • AP: Budget Is Definately Preferable
Red indicates the use of a large word with an incorrect initial.


Between The LinesEdit

Hugh Dennis tells us what Tony Blair (Rory Bremner) is really saying in his review of his years at Downing street.


  • RB: Uh, gosh, Ladies and gentlemen, the world, is a difficult and dangerous place, we face prehaps the greatest challenges we've ever faced in our history
  • HD: Time to go
  • RB: It is the greatest duty of any Prime Minister and any government to protect the safety and secruity of their citizens
  • HD: Whoops
  • RB: As, Prime Minister I spent a lot of time lying awake at night staring into the abyss
  • HD: I wish Cherie would sleep with her mouth closed
  • RB: I know that people are just going on and on and on about when I'm going to step down
  • HD: I know Gordon is going on and on and on about when I'm going to step down
  • RB: But when I do, I'm not a kingmaker, there will be a proper procedure for the succsessor
  • HD: Whom so ever pulls the sword from the stone he is the one
  • RB: I know that in time Gordon will be an excellant leader
  • HD: For the opposition
  • RB: I know that a lot of people think I'm insincere
  • HD: But hey I love you all
  • RB: But when I actually do move on from my career in public service, I'm looking foward to a new challenge
  • HD: Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be James Blunt

Round and Round and Round It Goes, Where It Lands Do Some JokesEdit

The Future George Bush Crime
Frankie Boyle Greg Proops Gina Yashere & Andy Parsons


If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

World News
  • Answer: 30 Yards
  • Question: How far away was 78 year old Harry Whittington standing when US vice president Dick Cheney shot him?
  • AP: How long after startig a marathon, do you start to regret wearing the rhino outfit?
  • GY: On Saturday night, what is the ditance between Jodie Marsh's ankles?
  • FB: How much of a start should the British army give Iraqi kids?
  • GP: What is the circumferance of the average American?
  • RB: The bus is 31 yards away, how far can you run before it moves off?
  • FB: How far is the average child away from a peodofile if they sit at the very back of the classroom?
  • FB: The distance Dick Cheney considers someone to be prey?

Ask The PoliticiansEdit

Roles
  • DÓ: Host
  • RB: Duke of Edinburgh
  • HD: Spokesman for the Conservatives
  • GP: A TV evangelist
  • GY: Member of the public
  • FB: Member of the audience
    (Question: What would the panel do to combat Bird flu?)
  • AP: Member of the audience
    (Question: What do the panel think is the best way for parents to discipline their children?)


Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 2, Episode 5
  • What you don't want to hear a Prime Minister say.
  • Unsettling things to hear from the cockpit of a plane.
  • Bad valentine cards to receive.

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 2 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7

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