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Episode 15
Title Series 3, Episode 1
Air date 21 September 2006
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Ed Byrne
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Jo Brand
Robin Ince
Result Hugh and Frankie's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 3, Episode 1
Next Series 3, Episode 3

The second episode of the third series was first broadcast on the 21 September 2006.

GuestsEdit

Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Ed Byrne 1st appearance
Andy's team Jo Brand 6th appearance
Robin Ince 1st appearance

RoundsEdit

HeadlinersEdit

  • P.S.O.M. – Pope's Speech Offends Muslims
    • AP: Pope Surely Overdoes Moose
    • HD: Please Switch Off Magnets
    • HD: Portsmouth Sign Old Midfielder
    • EB: Pope Sort Of Muslim


Between The linesEdit

Hugh Dennis tells us what Menzies Campbell (Frankie Boyle) is really saying in his address to his political party.


  • FB: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Liberal Democrat Party conferance
  • HD: What is the point?
  • FB: I have many happy memories of Brighton, I came here as a boy
  • HD: On a longboat, in a Viking invasion
  • FB: Questions have been asked about my preformance in the House of Commons
  • HD: Like "Why am I so shite?"
  • FB: I'd like to make it clear, that the party weighed up all the options, before choosing me as the best man for the job
  • HD: I'm not a homosexual and I have a fully functional liver
  • FB: This year we will be introducing a raft of radical new tax policies on cars, homes and those who harm the environment
  • HD: Don't worry we'll never get in, we've just done it for a laugh
  • FB: Unlike the Tories, we have a clear idea about where we're going
  • HD: Nowhere
  • FB: I'm a man whose not afraid of a challenge, I was an Olympic athelte
  • HD: At the original games in 463BC, I was beat in the dash by a winged horse

Wheel O' NewsEdit

Bullying Drugs Living with Terror The Labour Cabinet
Ed Byrne Andy Parsons Jo Brand Frankie Boyle


If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

Politics
  • Answer: 9 Women
  • Question: What small group of MPs were the Liberal Democrats hoping to expand in the previous week?
  • FB: What would John Leslie hate to see in a jury box?
  • EB: What takes up 18 parking spaces?
  • JB: What can do the work of 21,000 men?
  • FB: In serial killer terms, what constitutes as a spree?
  • HD: What's the half-time stoning entertainment in the Taliban World Cup?
  • FB: If someone asked me how many sexual partners I have had, instead of the real answer, 60 men and countless prostitutes, what do I tend to reply?
  • RI: What should replace the English football team, or something?
  • JB: How many Liberal Democrat members own a vagina?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

Main article: Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 3, Episode 2
  • Rejected First Lines For the New Harry Potter Book.
  • Unhelpful Things To Say In a Crisis.

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 3 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7

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