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Episode 17
Title Series 3, Episode 4
Air date 5 October 2006
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Mark Watson
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Jon Culshaw
Ian Stone
Result Andy's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 3, Episode 3
Next Series 3, Episode 5

The fourth episode of the third series was first broadcast on the 5 October 2006.

GuestsEdit

Team Guest
Hugh and Frankie's team Mark Watson 2nd appearance
Andy's team Jon Culshaw 2nd appearance
Ian Stone 1st appearance

RoundsEdit

HeadlinersEdit

  • T.C.S.P. – Tax Cuts Split Party
    • AP: TAXI, Chorus Stupid People
    • FB: Try Creating Some Policies
    • MW: Tom Cruise Suckles Pig
    • AP: Thatcher's Coffin Seen Passing
    • JC: Tony Blair, Cameron, Same Person
    • HD: Try Cycling Says Ponce
    • IS: [Tax Cuts] Suspect Passage
Red indicates the use of a large word with an incorrect initial.


Between The LinesEdit

Hugh Dennis tells us what Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Frankie Boyle) is really saying.


  • FB: I am Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadimijad (says it wrong)
  • HD: But you can call me Ted
  • FB: We are developing nuclear power, but our aim is peaceful
  • HD: We are developing nuclear power, but our aim is Jerusalem
  • FB: We are developing nuclear power which could benefit the West
  • HD: Have you considered changing your electricity supply?
  • FB: Iran has been accused of sponsoring terrorism
  • HD: We do! 50p a mile
  • FB: The American president is the son of a swine, I hope one day his body is identified by the teethmarks on my penis
  • HD: I don't like George Bush
  • FB: We are modern people, at night I relax by listening to the Stones
  • HD: Thudding into the bodies of innocent women
  • FB: I am opposed to nuclear weapons, and would like to see reducing numbers
  • HD: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

News Wheel Of DeathEdit

Telecom Bird Flu Scotland Education
Mark Watson Ian Stone Frankie Boyle Andy Parsons

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

Crime
  • Answer: Every 12 Seconds
  • Question: According to new figures, how often is a moblie phone stolen?
  • IS: How often in London does someone try and offer you a free newspaper?
  • HD: How often does John Prescott think of chips?
  • FB: How often does George Michael wake up?
  • JC: How many times, over a 24 hour period, do you hear "Hello I'm Barry Scott and I use Cillit Bang"?
  • HD: If Ronseal ran a transport system, how often would the train every 12 seconds service actually run?
  • FB: How often are police in Glasgow called out to deal with a pregnant woman attacking a Rottweiler with a sledgehammer?
  • MW: How often does someone finish a Sudoku and think, "What was the point of that?"

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

Topics
  • Commercials that never made it to air
  • Inappropriate acts for the "Royal Variety Performance"

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 3 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7

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