|Title||Series 5, Episode 1|
|Air date||12 July 2007|
|Host||Dara Ó Briain|
|Left team|| Michael McIntyre|
|Right team|| Andy Parsons|
|Result||Hugh and Frankie's team won|
|Previous||Series 4, Episode 6|
|Next||Series 5, Episode 2|
The first episode of the fifth series was first broadcast on the 12 July 2007. From this episode onwards Dara Ó Briain no longer performed an opening monologue from the performance area, instead he would be sitting at his desk and would introduce the panellists straight away.
|Hugh and Frankie's team||Michael McIntyre||1st appearance|
|Andy and Russell's team||Jan Ravens||1st appearance|
- G.B.T.C. – Gordon Brown Takes Charge
- HD: Give Blair This Cyanide
- AP: Give Back Tony's Cup
- JR: Grumpy Bunny Takes Control
- RH: God Bless Tesselated Crockery
- RH: Gordon Brown Touching Cloth
- FB: Gordon Battles Tourettes-- Cunt!
- AP: Gerge Bush – Total Cock
- RH: Gordon Brown Tickles Chickens
- AP: Gin Brought in Tea Cup
- MM: Gordon's Butler, The Claw
- FB: Gordon Brown Termite's Cathedral
- Green indicates unbroadcast suggestions released on the first Too Hot For TV DVD
NHS Revolving Door Of HappinessEdit
|Andy Parsons||Michael McIntyre||Russell Howard||Frankie Boyle|
- Film of Queen Elizabeth II meeting the Arsenal football team.
- Jan Ravens voices Queen Elizabeth II
- Hugh Dennis voices the team members and the other male characters
If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit
- Answer: Over 31,000 Tonnes
- Question: What is the estimated size of Live Earth's carbon footprint?
- JR: The weight of the first ever mobile phone
- AP: If you sell fertilizer, what size order should make you suspicious?
- FB: If that bomb had gone off, how much cellulite would be spattered across central Scotland?
- HD: How much weight has Charlotte Church put on in pregnancy?
- FB: When Tony Blair was asked how many Iraqis he had killed, what was his callous reply?
Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit
- Unlikely things to hear at Wimbledon.
- What a newsreader would never say.
- Series 5, Episode 1 at TV.com
- Series 5, Episode 1 at the British Comedy Guide
- Series 5, Episode 1 at the Internet Movie Database
|Mock the Week – Series 5 Episodes|
|Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10 · Episode 11 · Episode 12|