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Episode 29
Title Series 5, Episode 3
Air date 26 July 2007
Host Dara Ó Briain
Left team Rhod Gilbert
Hugh Dennis
Frankie Boyle
Right team Andy Parsons
Lauren Laverne
Russell Howard
Result Andy and Russell's team won
Episode guide
Previous Series 5, Episode 2
Next Series 5, Episode 4

The third episode of the fifth series was first broadcast on the 26 July 2007.

GuestsEdit

Team Guest #
Hugh and Frankie's team Rhod Gilbert 2nd appearance
Andy and Russell's team Lauren Laverne 1st appearance

RoundsEdit

HeadlinersEdit

  • R.F.H.B. – Record Floods Hit Britain
    • FB: Reading Faces Hosepipe Ban
    • RH: Rivers Flooded Help, Batman
    • HD: Revenge For Homosexuality and Binging
    • LL: Rabbits Found Holding Breath
    • RG: Rumour Flooding Has Begun
    • RH: Rampant Flooding Hinders Bungee Jump
    • FB: Royal Family Hate Blacks
    • FB: Rimming, Fisting, Happy Benders
    • RH: Ron Fists Hermione, Bye (Final line from Harry Potter)
    • AP: Residets Fleeing Helps Burglars
    • AP: Really Fucked Off, Haven't Got Banana
Green indicates unbroadcast suggestions released on the first Too Hot For TV DVD.
Red indicates the use of a large word with an incorrect initial.


Between The LinesEdit

Hugh Dennis tells us what Vladimir Putin (Frankie Boyle) is really saying as he addresses his people.


  • FB: The British government are trying to portray me as some sort of evil mastermind
  • HD: We had a good laugh about this with the abducted scientists on my cloud base
  • FB: People think that I am miserable, but I am smiling on the inside
  • HD: (grumpy frown)
  • FB: I've just come back from America, where I found I had a lot in common with President Bush
  • HD: Neither of us can speak English without a translator
  • FB: I want to gain your confidence, you can trust me
  • HD: Prehaps we could meet for some sushi
  • FB: There are a lot of misconceptions about Russia people think we're a nation of alcoholics
  • HD: (drunk voice) I love you
  • FB: People think
  • HD: (interrupting) sssh, he's trying to do a line
  • FB: People think that Russia is run by gangsters, I find that funny
  • HD: (gangster voice) What do you mean funny? funny how? funny in what way funny? You find me amuusing. (drunk voice) I love you
  • FB: Britian continues to anger Russia and we will shut off vital supplies to your country
  • HD: See how you get on with ordinary porn now

Dara's Deep Pan Pizza Of FunEdit

National Identity Transport Health Drinking
Russell Howard Rhod Gilbert Frankie Boyle Andy Parsons

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?Edit

The Arts
  • Answer: 15 Per Second
  • Question: How quickly were copies of the final Harry Potter book selling on lauch day?
  • LL: How many pounds sterling is Simon Cowell paid to cut the cultural throat of our nation and drink its still warm blood?
  • HD: At what rate has the BBC issued apologies over the last fortnight?
  • AP: How many sofas are currently passing under the Severn Bridge?
  • FB: How many times does David Beckham wonder why everyone stopped speaking Spanish?

Scenes We'd Like To SeeEdit

Topics
  • Unlikely lines to hear in an episode Dr. Who.
  • Bad ways for Gordon Brown to address the nation.

External linksEdit

Mock the WeekSeries 5 Episodes
Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10 · Episode 11 · Episode 12

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