Series 5, Episode 5

Episode 31
Title	Series 5, Episode 5
Air date	9 August 2007
Host	Dara Ó Briain
Left team	Jimmy Tingle Hugh Dennis Frankie Boyle
Right team	Andy Parsons David Mitchell Russell Howard
Result	Andy and Russell's team won
Episode guide
Previous	Series 5, Episode 4
Next	Series 5, Episode 6

The fifth episode of the fifth series was first broadcast on the 9 August 2007.

Guests

Team	Guest	#
Hugh and Frankie's team	Jimmy Tingle	1st appearance
Andy and Russell's team	David Mitchell	5th appearance

Rounds

Headliners

• F.A.M.B. – Foot and Mouth's Back
  • FB: Farmers Assemble Massive Barbeques
  • DM: Farmers Are Miserable Bastards
  • JT: Fantastic A Million Burgers
  • RH: Friesians Admire Mildred's Bling
  • HD: Farm Animals Must Burn

Between The Lines

Hugh Dennis tells us David Cameron (Frankie Boyle) is really saying.

• FB: Let me assure you I understand the pain of the people of Tewkesbury
• HD: We're both up to our necks in shit
• FB: This summer I have put the Tory Party back where they belong
• HD: Third in 2 bi-elections
• FB: I have been criticised recently for my poor performances
• HD: I told the wife it's the stress of the job
• FB: I'm not worried about the Poles
• HD: They're doing a lovely job in my kitchen
• FB: We Tories believe marriage is the ideal
• HD: Strong man, and a woman who will stand by him during allegations about his homosexuality
• FB: Boris Johnson will make a great mayor, he has a lot in common with London's first mayor
• HD: He's a dick
• FB: I have taken steps to amke sure that I am the next leader of this great country
• HD: Dear Jimmy, could you fix it for me?

Jokeo Ono

Transport	The Olympics	Air Travel	Drinking
Russell Howard	Andy Parsons	Jimmy Tingle	Frankie Boyle

If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?

Science

• Answer: Serious, Risky and Heroic
• Question: How did proud Russian officials describe their country's mission to claim the North Pole?

• DM: What is telling farmers "you know it could be worse"?
• RH: What are Snap Crackle and Pop's DJ names?
• FB: How have people described my recent sex tour of Nigeria?
• AP: How would you describe standing inbetween Judy Finnegan and a free bar?
• FB: What are the 3 speed settings on the world's most powerful vibrator?

Scenes We'd Like To See

Topics

• The worst thing to hear on holiday.
• Unlikely lines to hear in a TV show.

External links

• Series 5, Episode 5 at TV.com
• Series 5, Episode 5 at the British Comedy Guide
• Series 5, Episode 5 at the Internet Movie Database